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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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