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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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