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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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