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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Worf eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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