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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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