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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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