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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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