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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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