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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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