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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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