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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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