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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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