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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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