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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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