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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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