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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Minnie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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