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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Stella eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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