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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Sparky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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