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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Squishy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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