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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simpkins eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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