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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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