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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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