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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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