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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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