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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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