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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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