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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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