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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Luna eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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