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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Lola eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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