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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Teddy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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