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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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