Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.