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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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