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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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