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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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