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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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