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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rocky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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