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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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