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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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