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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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