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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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