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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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