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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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