Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.