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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Buddy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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