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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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