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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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