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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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