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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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