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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Princess eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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