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Pet death

My aunt Adele had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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